Quoth Someone Else

"To make a living, craftiness is better than 
 learnedness."  
	-- Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file
 has already earned my contempt. He has been given
 a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal
 cord would fully suffice."
	-- Albert Einstein

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; 
 the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt
 the world to himself.  Therefore, all progress 
 depends on the unreasonable man."  
	-- George Bernard Shaw

"To be nobody-but-yourself--in a world which is doing its
 best, night and day, to make you everybody else--means to
 fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight;
 and never stop fighting."
	-- E.E. Cummings

"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of
 ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts."  
	-- Henry B. Adams

"I never learned from a man who agreed with me."
	-- Robert A. Heinlein

"Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by 
 decline in bile."
	-- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Never attribute to malice that which is 
 adequately explained by stupidity."
	-- Robert J. Hanlon

"God is Man's stupidest idea."
	-- Marcel Duchamp

"When I do bad, I feel bad. 
 When I do good, I feel good. 
 That is my religion."  
	-- Abraham Lincoln

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the 
 illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in
 the slight details we are able to perceive with our
 frail and feeble mind."
	-- Albert Einstein

"God is behind everything, but everything hides God. 
 Things are black, creatures are opaque.  
 To love someone is to render her transparent."
	-- Victor Hugo

"The perception of beauty is a moral test."
	-- Henry David Thoreau

"Love is the only rational act."
	-- Stephen Levine

"Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot."
	-- Buster Keaton

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
	-- Charlie Chaplin

"How perfectly goddamned delightful
 it all is, to be sure."
	-- Charles Crumb

"Expect problems and eat them for breakfast."  
	-- Alfred A. Montapert

"Relax and enjoy the crisis."
	-- Ashleigh Brilliant

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