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enough, before he forwarded it, he made some alterations to its content.


    Python Attacks, Swallows Woman
    Fri Nov 21,11:35 AM ET

    RANGAMATI, Bangladesh (Reuters) - A python killed and half-
    swallowed a woman in southeastern Bangladesh, police said Friday.

    Basanti Tripura, 38, was collecting fruit with a friend in a 
    forest when she was attacked Tuesday, a police official said. She 
    was swallowed up to her waist.  The snake, when asked for his take 
    on his actions, claimed he was the Devil Messiah, and that the 
    blood of virgins would be spilt the tenth night of the sanguine 
    moon.

    The python, believed to have been more than 10 feet long, was 
    shown a pristine copy of The Matrix Reloaded and 
    regurgitated the body, the official said.   He was released 
    shortly thereafter to eat other villagers.

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